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Jade
IPAD Future.
Posted in: FunTyms
May 29, 2010
May 24, 2010
Bathroom Prank
Time to smile
Posted in: FunTyms
May 20, 2010
Assassin Spider
An interesting note is that these spiders are survivors from the age of dinosaurs!
And to all Arachnaphobic out there, Assassin spiders are a mere eighth of an inch (two millimeters) long and are harmless to humans. .
May 19, 2010
Bruno Mars
Peter Hernandez born July 2, 1987 in Waikiki, Hawaii. Known in Music industry as Bruno Mars, He is a Hawaiian American singer-songwriter, producer and multi-instrumentalist signed to Atlantic Records. He is most well known for singing and co-writing the hooks for the #1 hit Nothin’ On You by B.o.B, and Billionaire by Travie McCoy; he also co-wrote the international hit Right Round by Flo Rida. After the success of these songs Mars released his debut EP, It’s Better If You Don’t Understand, in May 2010. He has plans to release his debut album, Lady Killer, sometime later this year.
He got his stage name from Bruno Sammartino, a wrestler who his father likened him to as a child. Bruno Mars was born and raised in Hawaii by parents Pete and Bernadette “Bernie” San Pedro Bayot Hernandez, of Filipino and Puerto Rican descent. His Style of music is a mix of Reggae, Rock, Hip Hop, and R&B.
Here's the video of Nothin On You
May 16, 2010
3 Priest Who Sold Their Soul to the Devil
I decided to post this after reading a lot of sexual scandals involving the Priest. The Catholic being accused of manipulating the news and trying to divert the issues. It made me think.. Is it safe for our little children to be with them? From L.A. times : "The focus now is on Benedict," the U.S.-based National Catholic Reporter wrote Friday in a strongly worded editorial on the scandal. "What did he know? When did he know it? How did he act once he knew?"
Are they the devil in disguise? with that question in my mind , it really gives me an idea to search who is the famous member of the church who sold their soul to the devil.
Here's the rumor of a well known member of the church believed to have turned to the ultimate evil to obtain their desire.
Baalberith, writer.sources: wikipedia , shanmonster
Years later, fearful for his soul, Theophilus repented and prayed to the Virgin for forgiveness. After forty days of fasting, the Virgin appeared to him and verbally chastised him. Theophilus begged forgiveness and Mary promised to intercede with God. He then fasted a further thirty days, at which time Mary appeared to him again, and granted him Absolution. However, Satan was unwilling to relinquish his hold over Theophilus, and it was a further three days before Theophilus awoke to find the damning contract on his chest. He then took the contract to the legitimate bishop and confessed all that he had done. The bishop burned the document, and Theophilus expired, out of sheer joy to be free from the burden of his contract.
Are they the devil in disguise? with that question in my mind , it really gives me an idea to search who is the famous member of the church who sold their soul to the devil.
Here's the rumor of a well known member of the church believed to have turned to the ultimate evil to obtain their desire.
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Pope Sylvester II
(born c. 946 – May 12, 1003)
Gerbert d'Aurillac was the first French . A very inteligent person in his time, he was a prolic scholar, teacher and a pope. He has a great arabic knowledge of arithmetic, mathematics, astronomym inventor. He is credited with inventing the hydraulic organ, pendulum clock. He also wrote books on mathematics, natural science, music, theology and philosophy. Pope Sylvester II reintroduce the the abacus and armillary sphere to Europe that almost forgotten since the end of the Greco-Roman era.
Upon his death, rumors began to fly that his great intelligence , his inventive genius – was the result of a pact with the devil. This was most likely due to his regular contact with great scientific minds in the Arab world and his brave attempts to root out simony in the Church.
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Urbain Grandier
(1590 in Bou̬re, Mayenne Р18 August 1634 in Loudun)
Father Urbain Granadier was a French Catholic priest who was burned at the stake after being convicted of witchcraft. He served as priest in the church of Sainte Croix in Loudun, in the Roman Catholic Diocese of Poitiers. Ignoring his vow of priestly celibacy, Urbain Grandier is known to have had sexual relationships with a number of women and to have acquired a reputation as a philanderer. In 1632, a group of nuns from the local Ursuline convent accused him of having bewitched them, sending the demon Asmodai, among others, to commit evil and impudent acts with them. At his trial, the judges, after torturing the priest, introduced documents purportedly signed by Grandier and several demons as evidence that he had made a diabolical pact. They were written backwards in Latin and even included the signature of Satan himself. Below is the image of the pact.
The text of the pact read as follows:
We, the influential Lucifer, the young Satan, Beelzebub, Leviathan, Elimi,
and Astaroth, together with others, have today accepted the covenant pact
of Urbain Grandier, who is ours. And him do we promise
the love of women, the flower of virgins, the respect of monarchs, honors, lusts and powers.
He will go whoring three days long; the carousal will be dear to him. He offers us once
in the year a seal of blood, under the feet he will trample the holy things of the church and
he will ask us many questions; with this pact he will live twenty years happy
on the earth of men, and will later join us to sin against God.
Bound in hell, in the council of demons.
Lucifer Beelzebub Satan
Astaroth Leviathan Elimi
The seals placed the Devil, the master, and the demons, princes of the lord.
Baalberith, writer.sources: wikipedia , shanmonster
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St. Theophilus of Adana
Theophilus was the archdeacon of Adana, Cilicia which is part of modern Turkey. He was unanimously elected to be a bishop, but turned the position down out of humility. Another man was elected in his stead. When the new bishop unjustly deprived Theophilus of his position as archdeacon, Theophilus regretted his humility and sought out a wizard to help him contact Satan. In exchange for his aid, Satan demanded that Theophilus renounce Christ and the Virgin Mary in a contract signed with his own blood. Theophilus complied, and the devil gave him the position as bishop. Years later, fearful for his soul, Theophilus repented and prayed to the Virgin for forgiveness. After forty days of fasting, the Virgin appeared to him and verbally chastised him. Theophilus begged forgiveness and Mary promised to intercede with God. He then fasted a further thirty days, at which time Mary appeared to him again, and granted him Absolution. However, Satan was unwilling to relinquish his hold over Theophilus, and it was a further three days before Theophilus awoke to find the damning contract on his chest. He then took the contract to the legitimate bishop and confessed all that he had done. The bishop burned the document, and Theophilus expired, out of sheer joy to be free from the burden of his contract.
source: wikipedia
May 14, 2010
5 easy Question
Someone forward this image in my email, and he told me to answer this very easy question... I thought it was a puzzle.. but not.. I just smile when I saw the photo and trying to figure who's who! Check it maybe you can help me... I was thinking if I'm going to post it or not because of some issue... that I might offend someone. oh well here it is... just answer....
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Pinoy Humor!
Its time to rejoice for all Pinoy the election is way over and we will have a new President! and hopefully we will rise from the pit of poverty and we are in good hands. As of now Noynoy Aquino is the leading candidate for Presidential seats. Few more days and we will know if he is...
Enough of the PoliticsOkay today I will post this joke. but this one is strictly pinoy! It will make you smile.
Posted in: PinoyFlavor
Chatroulette
Posted in: FunTyms
May 13, 2010
The Guardian
The story is that one day a lady was driving down to her parents home in Iowa, and decided to stop and take a picture of the reflection of the stars and trees on a lake at night. When she finally developed the roll, she thought that the picture came out bad, but that it was unusually pretty, so she entered it in some photo contest. People began questioning her on the body that is seen in the picture. Just like everyone else, it took her a few minutes to pick it out. When she finally did, she was faint...
Posted in: AvantGarde
May 10, 2010
A Sign in the street that makes you laugh
Lets take a break from our problems and have some fun and good laugh..
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Sorry for the love birds you are not allowed here!
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Hope that at the end of that bridge myself is not scary!
ha!ha!ha!ha!
I'm not yet ready in heaven!
Holy shit! A haven for Sexual harassment!!!
Yeah! I notice!
Double meaning????
Posted in: FunTyms
May 9, 2010
Don't Complaint
I'm thinking if Im going to post it or not, I didn't find any humor on this but it give us the reality of life. I decided to put this message because it will give us knowledge, the picture worth a thousand words. I don't know where to put this, so I decided I will put this in F.Y.I..
I recieved this e-mail and this message is inspiring.
If you think you are unhappy, look at them .....
I recieved this e-mail and this message is inspiring.
If you think you are unhappy, look at them .....
If you think your salary is low, how about her?
If you think you don't have many friends....
If you think study is a burden, how about her?
When you feel like giving up, think of this man
If you think you suffer in life, do you suffer as much as he does?
If you complain about your transport system, how about them?
If your society is unfair to you, how about her?
Enjoy life how it is and as it comes
Things are worse for others and is a lot better for us.
Posted in: F.Y.I.
May 8, 2010
Sundowning
May 7, 2010
Nice Defense
Posted in: FunTyms
Just a thought
1. When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
2. Can you cry under water?
3. If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot?
4. If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be ! able to hear it?
5. Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep?
6. Do fish ever get thirsty?
7. What is the speed of darkness?
8. If you’re traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?
Posted in: FunTyms
May 6, 2010
List of 6 Venomous Spider
I must admit I'm arachnophobic, while gathering this list I felt creepy and my hair starting to raise just seeing this spiders. While gathering the list I find them fascinating just by reading wikipedia but still they are CREEPY. Spiders are the most abundant predators in the world and have adapted to almost any imaginable habitat except for the sea, giving rise to countless species many of which remain unknown to science. So here's the list of 6 Venomous Spider that you should not mess and they will fight back.
From Wikepedia: The hobo spider (Tegenaria agrestis) is a member of the genus of spiders known colloquially as funnel web spiders. It is one of a small number of spiders in North America whose bites are generally considered to be medically significant. Individuals construct a funnel-shaped structure of silk sheeting and lie in wait at the small end of the funnel for prey insects to blunder onto their webs. Hobo spiders sometimes build their webs in or around human habitations. Although this species of spider has a reputation for aggressiveness, they will normally avoid contact with humans. Most bites occur when the spider is accidentally crushed or squeezed by a human. The spider's venom is strong enough to cause considerable local pain and possibly necrosis.
Violin spider
Also known as brown recluse spider. Recluse spiders build irregular webs that frequently include a shelter consisting of disorderly threads. These spiders frequently build their webs in woodpiles and sheds, closets, beds, garages, plenum, cellars and other places that are dry and generally undisturbed. They seem to favor cardboard when dwelling in human residences, possibly because it mimics the rotting tree bark which they inhabit naturally. this species is rarely aggressive. Actual brown recluse bites are rare. The spider usually bites only when pressed against the skin, such as when tangled up within clothes, bath towels, or in bedding.
Source: wikipedia
Black House Spider
The bite of the Black House Spider is poisonous but not lethal. Certain people bitten experience severe pain around the bite site, heavy sweating, muscular pains, vomiting, headaches and giddiness. Black and grey house spiders are known to Australia and New Zealand. In natural habitat, they are usually found on rough-barked trees, whereas inside buildings they are often found in corners, around windows and doorways, or other light sources that may attract prey insects.
Wolf Spider
They are robust and agile hunters with good eyesight. They live mostly solitary lives and hunt alone. This spider is commonly found around the house, mostly in the garden where you can see their habitat, sometimes with a lid or covered by leaf litter or grass woven with silk as a little fence around the rim of the burrow. The bite of the Wolf Spider is poisonous but not lethal. Although non-aggressive, they bite freely if provoked and should be considered dangerous to humans. The bite may be very painful. First aid and medical attention should be sought as soon as possible, particularly as to children or the elderly.
Hobo Spider
The bite of the hobo spider is initially painless, but the bite can be serious. After 24 hours, the bite develops into a blister and after 24-36 hours, the blister breaks open, leaving an open, oozing ulceration. Typically when the venom is injected, the victim will experience an immediate redness, which develops around the bite. The most common reported symptom is severe headache. Other symptoms can include nausea, weakness, fatigue, temporary memory loss and vision impairment. In any case, first aid and medical attention should be sought, if bitten, as and when any adverse health effects are observed. From Wikepedia: The hobo spider (Tegenaria agrestis) is a member of the genus of spiders known colloquially as funnel web spiders. It is one of a small number of spiders in North America whose bites are generally considered to be medically significant. Individuals construct a funnel-shaped structure of silk sheeting and lie in wait at the small end of the funnel for prey insects to blunder onto their webs. Hobo spiders sometimes build their webs in or around human habitations. Although this species of spider has a reputation for aggressiveness, they will normally avoid contact with humans. Most bites occur when the spider is accidentally crushed or squeezed by a human. The spider's venom is strong enough to cause considerable local pain and possibly necrosis.
Mouse Spider
Mouse spiders are spiders of the genus Missulena, in the mygalomorph family Actinopodidae. There are 11 known species in this genus. The bite of Mouse Spider are known to cause severe illness, especially to young children - similar to Red-Back Spider. Although normally not aggressive, the male mouse spider will bite if provoked, and should be considered dangerous to humans. It has large hard fangs which can cause a deep painful bite. First aid and medical attention (ambulance) should be sought as soon as possible. Check the some fact for Mouse Spider here.
Sources: Wikepedia
Black Widow Spider
This is the most dangerous spiderthe The Black Widow Spider can inflict a painful bite which can be fatal, especially to the young and elderly. A small amount of venom can cause serious illness, as the poison attacks the nervous system. Systemic envenomisation usually results in headache, nausea, vomiting, abdominal pain, pyrexia and hypertension
For the list of Black widow spider species check the wikipedia .
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