A vision of a Drunk

what we see when under influence

 

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The Birthday Gift

     Isabelle Prévost has the most best, funniest, and weird gift she ever had from his ex-husband who happened to be a Mayor  and own a excavation company. Isabelle recieved a a 20-tonne, gift-wrapped boulder her  driveway.

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     Dany Larivière, who is the mayor of Saint-Théodore-d’Acton, near Montreal, claims to have deposited the rock in Isabelle Prévost’s driveway in a bid to get her to stop harassing him.

Dany Larivière is the mayor of Saint-Théodore-d’Acton, a small town near Montreal 

Mr Larivière sprayed the rock with fluorescent orange birthday greetings and topped it off with a pink bow.

‘She never had a rock big enough for her tastes, now she has one. That’s the biggest rock she’ll ever get in her life,’ he added, claiming the boulder was a ‘gift’

The pair, who split acrimoniously three years ago, have each accused each other of harassment.

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Gone Fishing

A woman is in bed with her lover, who also happens to be her husband's best friend.

They make love for hours, and afterward they just lie in bed, enjoying the nearness o of each other .

The Phone rings, and because it's the woman's house, she reaches over and picks up the receiver.

Her lover looks over and listens, only hearing her side of the conversation.

She is speaking in a cheery voice. " hello? Oh , Hi! So glad you called. Really. That's wonderful! I'm so happy for you, Sounds Terrific. Great!Thanks! Okay. See You after 3 days. Take Care.Buh-bye!"

She hangs up the phone and her lover asks, "Who was that?" "Oh," She replies, "That was my husband telling me what a wonderful time he's having on his fishing trip with you." and smile

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