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October 8, 2011

Return to my own insanity

  After a long time of being a miserable one and trying to convince myself to move on with my life. Get back to the real world and enjoy.  I ask 3 sign before moving on. Well I got my sign from heaven....

1. I saw a poor old lady banging her head to the wall and I ask her what's the problem and she said that she accidentally lost her money to buy medicine for her child, I'm a little skeptic about the situation and thought that she is just one of the con-artist around but as she tells her story I felt sincerity and bring her to  social worker office. I assisted the old lady and handled the prescription to my friend and then asked my friend if we have  that kind of medicine and lucky the city health have those kind of medicine. The old lady hug me and thanks me more than I could count...

2. I was siting on my chair while staring blankly at the mirror when my niece get a stool chair and start combing my hair and smile at me. My niece told me " kuya gawin kitang pogi ah kasi pangit ka na." / " Uncle I will make you handsome because you are ugly already."  ..  My nephew comb my hair and put a baby powder on my face and gave her joy as she groom me and ask if I can shave my beard to look more handsome, I replied sure and gave her the shaving cream and makes fun of me. She laugh at me when she put a lot of cream on my face and ask for a gift because I look like a Santa Claus.

3. My stupid friend unintentionally serve us a herbal tea ala viagra and we all have an erection for 5 hours. Me and my friends thought the it was just a regular erection but as time goes bye I find it weird because we are drinking beer and we are not talking anything about sex . I tell joke to them " you know what dude, this is my first time having a freaking erection without thinking sex and we are already on our 6 GRANDE beer and my dick is still alive!" then they all said the are experiencing it too.. Chen asked Rody what did he do to us. Rodi's replied " I just serve the herbal tea as you said" then Chen asked where he get it. Rodi pointed out the cabinet and saw the tea and told us that tea is like a viagra... we all laugh and then shout at Rodi " Ang tanga mo naman sa susunod magbasa ha!' / " You stupid, next time try to read."  then Rodi got irritated and replied to us "Kayo tanga sige nga basahin nyo yung label, eh abnormal naman to si Chen hindi sinabi kong anong kulay nakitang di ako marunong magbasa ng tsekwa eh" / "You guys are the stupid, try to read the label (the label is written in chinesse character) , Chen is abnormal he didn't told me what color, you know I can't read Chinese!" we all just laugh...

1 comments:

love2type said...

you drank it even though you didn't know what it was? brave!

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