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June 30, 2011

Thank You

     Hooray.....Thank you! Thank You! Thank You!  
 The comeback of tym2laff is a success! I already hit over 100,000 page views. For me it is amazing accomplishment , a big come back of Tym2laff  from June 7,2011. I saw my blog slowly rising from the rank from the local ranking site of topblogs.com.ph , tym2laff went on 37th spot, tym2laff is the only site who has the .blogspot.com  address who made it to top50. In the international ranking site of blogtoplist tym2laff got the taste of 98th position, Now the rank went down to 173 position but its okay, still accomplishment from 672nd  down to 173. Slowly but surely. I spend 1 day promoting the site from networkblog, facebook and 2leep
  
        I hope when I hit 1 million pageview, If  I have enough fund from the bidads in able to have my very own domain. I love to see tym2laff.com in the future.

   Thanks all for spending your time in TYM2LAFF, and participating in poll. THANKS ALL!

The 5 Most Bizarre Body Modification

     The list I gather today is not so family friendly topic but I tried my best to make it a SAFE FOR WORK. I choose the weirdest and bizarre among body modification. While compiling this list I'm thinking WTF are they thinking, its all painful, weird,  and hair raising. The number 1 in the list makes my hair raised, I tried my best to give the sfw image but i cant so I just censored it. Just search the web for more graphically image.. Lol.


The 5 Most Outrageous and Bizarre Body Modification


5. Human Branding

     Human branding is the process of burning the skin of a living person in which a mark, usually a symbol or ornamental pattern, with the intention that the resulting scar makes it permanent. The iron is heated hot enough and applied long enough that the resulting wound is a third degree burn, which destroys the nerve. These third-degree burns never regain sensitivity. It will make a silver scarred area in the shape of the third degree burn, due to destruction of the entire dermis layer of the skin. It  is therefore uses the physical techniques of livestock branding on a human.








4. Tongue biforcation

    The tongue is cut centrally from its tip part of the way towards its base, forking the end. The split is created through scalpeling or surgical laser or  by gradually tightening nylon bindings inserted through an existing tongue piercing over a long period of time.. Once the tongue is split it is possible to move both sections independently of one another.












3. Corneal Tattoo

     Corneal Tattoing has been around and known from 2,000 years ago. In 19th century and into the 20th century it was commonly used to correct defects suchs as corneal scarring and leucomas. These days, it is done less often because contact lenses are very effective at covering these defects, and prosthetic technology is also more accessible.

















2. ExtraOcular  Implant


    An extraocular implant (also known as eyeball jewelry) is a cosmetic implant involving a tiny piece of decorative jewelry which is implanted within the superficial, interpalpebral conjunctiva of the eye, suface layer of the eye.












1. Penis Splitting

     Also known as Genital bisection , In males involves the splitting of the penis. This still allows for erection, though often the two halves curve into each other, making insertion more difficult.
Genital bisection is an extension of a subincision, which is an extension of  a meatotomy.  As the urethra is exposed, some pleasure can be derived, due to the great abundance of nerves. This is why those who undergo previous procedures may choose to take it further, though in some cases the bisection might be done all at once.
Variations include keeping the glans intact so that only the penile shaft is bisected.
sources: Wikipedia

June 29, 2011

Funny Note

The note made me smile... and it made me think maybe all the tenant on that buildings are loner .... LOL

June 28, 2011

The Sweet Goodbye: The Most Romatic Break-up

     Break-up is not really pretty. It is the last option when falling out of love and you need to break someones heart. Mostly after the break up, either you will ignore the one you love before and he/she is not existing in your world and you will not have respect to that person. Usually the couple will end up in a terrible break-up fight.
   As the saying "There's No sweet in saying goodbye.", but the two Chinese student proved that there is...Xu Minyu and Xiao Ying, two students from Wuhan’s University of Science and Technology,   the couple decided to break up upon graduating college, eventhough everything was great and their relationship is perfect between them. It wasn’t an easy decision for either of them, but they both agreed their careers were more important at this point in their lives. They believe it is impossible to make a normal relationship in a long distance. A long distance relationship just wasn’t going to work for them.
      Xu Minyu knows that her girlfriend love romantic proposal but the romantic break-up proposal wasn’t exactly what his Girlfriend had in mind, he thought it was the most appropriate way to end their sweet relationship.He decided to commemorate their 4 years of  love with a memorable ceremony.  It all went down last Thursday night of June 23, when, surrounded by burning candles and a crowd of fellow students, Minyu went up to his beloved girlfriend, carrying a bouquet of 99 roses, got down on one knee and asked for a break-up with all his heart and respect. Just like during a wedding proposal, the crowd shouted “Say yes, say yes”, and after a two-minute silence, Xiao Ying accepted the flowers and the proposal.

via China Daily

Humor: Be Strong Honey!

     
         A  blackman escapes from prison where he has been for 18 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of herm kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife.
"Listen , this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in hail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells. Satisfy him no matter what. This guy is  probably dangerous. If he gets angry, He'll kill us.  Be Strong, Honey. You know how much I love you.. I love you!

To which his wife responds. 

"He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay , and thought you are very handsome and a body to die for. He asked me if we had any lube. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey, I love you too!

June 27, 2011

Poll time again

    After the last poll I've created a 2  weeks ago I asked the reader about their opinion of which is the best browser. Mozilla still emerge as winner and trusted by more user or should I said my reader.

Firefox                     16,231(52%)
Google Chrome         9,602(29%)
Internet Explorer     4,012 (10%)
Safari                         1,914(3%)
Opera                        1,797(2%)   










      I  conducted a poll to my reader who's  member of virtapay, what they think about the new payment system, if it is scam or not.. a poll result says it is scam with the response of 87%.... 


The poll is just for fun. Just for entertainment and to know the pulse of the reader.

Now for another poll/survey:     In the next few days I will post about the worst singer that exist, so My poll is, should I include Justing Bieber on the list or not? Is he one of the worst singer?     Speaking of singer again..Who you think has the body to die for.. errr.. I mean the sexiest female singer?    Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Rihanna, Britney Spears, Kylie Minogue, Beyonce, Christina Aguilera, Taylor Swift?


10 Common Lies of Men

    Nobody deserves to be lied, but there are no doubts that men are telling lies considerably and often. But so women do the same.
     If you have trust issues in your relationship, in general, a man may lie to you. Trust is something that you must build from the beginning of the relationship. Even though, a lot of people say ''white lies'' in order to make others feel better.  Some men lie because, as caring creatures they want to protect and spare the feelings of the woman they are dating or seeing.
      Here are some common lies told by Men  that you should know. Someday you might hear them from your partner and it is better to know their real meaning.





10. I love shopping with you!
      Really, since when did men loves to shop especially if items is not for him. Men would agree to be your companion for shopping but this doesn't mean he like it. He accepts to do this just to show you that he is different from the others and just to impress you. Don't be too happy because after a while he might had enough and get angry everytime you shops and buy a nonsense thing.






9. I like spending time with your friends.
     At the beginning this is ok, but not too much. Even if they are good friends of yours, He would like to spend more quality time alone with you and not with a bunch of friends of yours. If he didn't tell you already this, he will ask you to keep visits from your buddies at minimum and then he might keep pretending he loves them.




8. I love spending time with your family.
    The truth? Maybe twice a month. Think about it. Do you really think that men really likes to spend time with your family where everybody is criticizing him, judging him if he is the perfect man for you, compares to other men and watch his every move? When is necessary he agrees to spend time with your family but he doesn't do it with much pleasure even if he is pretending in front of you that he likes them very much.



7. You are good in bed.
     If he choose to speak about this topic without you ask him, you don't have to believe all he says. If he starts to compliment you about your sexual experience it doesn't mean that he really believes that. He is pushing the button to release your wild side and no inhibition when you are in private moment. Often a man who cares about a woman tell him all that he knows she wants to hear just to make her feel good about herself. So think about your lover, your relationship, your sexual experience and see if you really deserve compliments on this topic.







6. Nothing to worry, it happens to everyone.
If you just make a mistake, or fail in bed, you might hear this lie from your boyfriend. He doesn't want to show you how upset he is on you but in his mind thinks something else. I wouldn't be too sure that your mistake is forgiven and I would worry in not making too many '' accidents'' like these.






5.  You are my number 1.
    If you heard that , have a doubt because most men want to experience something or someone else. Men needs to explore in able for him to grow in every aspect of life. Reality, you are not the only 1 to be prioritize, He just said that for to give assurance.









4. "I'm fine" Nothing's wrong.

     Mend don't want you to tell the real truth because they are pretending that they are strong in every way bunt in real men are expecting that women would figure out that something is wrong and those the had a mistake with something , or didn't like the behaviour you showed.






3. I don't care from your past.
I hope you didn't believe this. We all know that this is definitely a lie. He just waiting for you to tell him your past and dont want to get rude for asking about your life. When he discovered your past to someone else, means "war" and the start of arguing. Definitely you must tell who you are, you past, no secrets to hide in able to build trust. and if the man really loves you, he will accept who you are because of being honest.





2.  Yeah, You're right.
Everytime you are arguing with your boyfriend usually ends up telling you that "You are right!"? Hearing this word will make you feel better and proud, but you have to know that this is a BIG LIE. Men said this just to make you stop nagging and shut up, even if he didn't consider that you are right. He knows that after you get calm and cool for a while you will see that he was right, and maybe waiting for apology.






1. You are Perfect. . I love just the way you are.
    Ever heard of Bruno Mars song "Just the way you are"? A love song for a perfect girl. Let's be serious; noody is perfect. If men tells you something like this , don't be enthusiastic because he finds you perfect and loving who you are just for a couple of days.  Men always said that because at the begining of a relationship didnt know you very well but after some time will definitely find something that needs changed.





June 26, 2011

Collection of Photos that will make you smile

Let's relax a bit.. I gather the photos that makes me smile and want to share it to you. Enjoy the beautiful day.
A ticklish monkey... :)









This one makes me smile... nice joke.... hehehe













Bad Kitty!






Welcome to the new technology birdies... LOL




Am I seeing a goat not a backpack?






Cute!

June 25, 2011

15 Cases of Human Cannibalism

      After the Green post yesterday.. Lets go to a very serious, odd, bizarre and weird stuff. Let's talk about Cannibalism.
     Any human with the right mind knows that this is ultimate taboo. Just the thought of killing someone to consume is totally unbelievable. This compilation of list shows the many reasons why humans partake in this kind of  practice.  Some people practice this for cultural purposes, for survival or even the worst,  for pleasure.
 




15. Fritz haarmann
Friedrich Heinrich Karl "Fritz" Haarmann was known to be an active trader in contraband meat. He is also known as the Butcher of Hanover and the Vampire of Hanover was a German Serial killer who is believed to have been responsible for the murder of 27 boys and young men between 1918 and 1924. He was convicted, found guilty of 24 murders and executed. Rumor also had it that Haarmann would peddle meat from the bodies of his victims as canned black market pork. Although no physical evidence was ever produced to confirm this.















14. RUF (Revolutionary United Front) 
         RUF was a revolutionary group based in Sierra Leone in Western Africa. By the late 1990’s they had been mired in a long bloody campaign to topple the central government. These insurgents terrorized rural Sierra Leone in an effort to control the nations diamond mines. The groups committed horrific atrocities which included  amputations of limbs and cannibalism of enemies, including peacekeepers and United Nations personnel. Their motives for eating their enemies were to receive “strength”  from eating human flesh and as a tool for intimidation. It is still unknown the exact number of victims .













13. Carib West Indian Tribes 
     The first known modern accounts of cannibalism were reported following Columbus’ expedition to the West Indies. At this point cannibalism was considered atrocious and sacrilegious in the developed world. Imagine, if you will, the indescribable horror that the first Europeans felt when they witnessed Carib natives during a post war ritual chewing and/or eating human flesh. This misunderstanding of Caribbean culture lead to the people of the America’s being considered “savages”. These sentiments lead to policies which encouraged countless incidents of slavery, mass murder, exploitation and destruction of the native culture of the America’s that continued for centuries.








12. Boyd massacre
       The Boyd,  a prison ship, headed to New Zealand from Australia with a shipload of convicts and passengers in 1809. Australia and New Zealand were settled by criminals and undesirables back in the day. A son of Maori (the native people of New Zealand with bad ass facial tattoos) chief asked for passage on the boat in exchange for labor. Whether he refused to work or was insulted and then refused is not certain, but the captain of the vessel whipped him for insubordination. Not a good idea.
    When they got to New Zealand, the son showed everyone his marks and the Maori plotted revenge. 3 days later, they attacked the ship, first luring away the captain and the officers and then killing most of passengers with clubs and axes. They then killed the returning crew. They ate many of their victims, and the event is well known in New Zealand history.








11. The Andes Flight Disaster
      On Friday the 13th in October of 1972, the plane carrying 45 Uruguayan Rugby team members, Stella Maris College Rugby Team,  and associates en route from Montevideo to Santiago, Chile. Due to poor weather and pilot error the plane crashed atop of a Andes mountain on the border of Chile and Argentina. Search parties from three countries searched for 11 days in vain to find the downed flight of 45 people but were unsuccessful and all passengers were presumed dead. What followed next is one of the greatest examples of human survival ever recorded. Despite no food or heat 16 members of the team stayed on top of the mountain for over two months through the brutal winter while being forced to eat the remains of their fallen teammates before finally being rescued.










 10. Donner Family (Donner Party Disaster)
Like the Andes crash survivors, the Donner Party  ate each other to survive. The party consisted of 33 people at first, the Donner family acting at the leaders, and soon had other families joined bringing the number up to 87 people with 23 wagons.. At first, the trip went as planned. However, in late August they decided to take a shortcut rather than taking the usual route. This “shortcut” actually threw the party 3 weeks off schedule. Which is a bad idea.  A snowstorm in October blocked their passage when they finally reached the Sierra Nevada mountain range. They were stuck in what is now infamously known as Donner Pass. Running low on supplies, they killed their oxen for food, but it didn’t last or long. A small group set out for an outpost 100 miles away, with some of the party resorting to cannibalism, and the group made it and word got out and relief efforts were galvanized.
         The first rescue group arrived in February of 1847, 14 of the party were dead, and the rescuers brought out 21 of the starving homesteaders, with a second relief group to arrive a week later. By this point it is pretty certain the group had resorted to cannibalism. This second group took 17 with them, leaving 14 behind for the third rescue attempt. The third group found only 9 alive, and the fourth only one. Like the Andes survivors over a century later, the survivors ate the dead to survive. 42 died and 47 survived of the original party.








9. Mauerova Family
       A family of cult members and cannibals from the Czech Republic. Over an 8 month period, relatives and fellow cult members participated in despicable acts against two brothers. The actual details of what a mother allowed to be done to her young children are extremely disturbing. By a remarkable chain of events, the truth about the Maurova family was discovered on May 10, 2007 when horrific images on a baby monitor (which they had installed in their house to view the crimes) where picked up by a neighbor who had the exact same monitor. A total of six people were eventually convicted.




 8. Nicolas Claux
     A self Proclaimed Satanist who indulged in cannibalism, vampirism and grave robbing. Also known as the Vampire of Paris, While working as a mortuary assistant he would strip pieces of flesh from the bodies and eat then.  he was arrested in France in 1994 for random shooting. His home presented skeletal remains, blood bags, and funeral jars of human ashes.  He was sentenced to 12 years and was eligible for parole in 2000. He was released in 2002 and has his own popular website celeberating his art. Nixo described his killing as "touching the face of God. It makes you feel like you don't belong to the human race anymore."
 




 7. Alexander Nikolayevich Spesivtsev
      Also known as Sascha Spesivtsev is a Russian man who was accused of killing up to 80 people and cannibalising some of his victims. He was ruled insane by a court and committed to a psychiatric hospital.




 








6. Nikolai Dzhumagaliev
    Nickolai Dzhumagaliev was known as “Metal Fang” because he has metal, fake, teeth. Besides the crazy teeth, he was apparently charming, handsome, and well spoken. He began his murderous spree in Kazakhstan with a mission of ultimately ridding the world of prostitutes, whom he found the scum of the world.
Metal Fang Nick would rape and kill the prostitutes with an ax, then Serve their flesh to friends at dinner parties. One of his friend found a prostitute’s head in his kitchen and called the cops. Some speculate he has committed over a hundred murders, but was charged with only 7. He was found crazy and sentenced to a mental institution. Nicky escaped from the institution in 1989, but was captured in 1991. However, he was released from the institution and no one knows where is now!












5. Issei Sagawa 
     He was arrested for killing Renne Hartevelt, a 25 year old Dutch woman he met while studying at the Sorbonne in Paris. Sagawa eventually ate parts of Hartevelt and then went on to write a graphic yet poignant description of the act. Because he was declared unfit to stand trial in France (we're eating human flesh is adead giveaway, excuse the pun) , his wealthy Dad had him extradited bact to Japan, Where he eventually went free, worked as a columnist, penned several novels, became some sort of celebrity and became famous in Japan.




















4.  Armin Meiwes
     
A German man who achieved international notoriety for killing and eating a voluntary victim whom he had found via the internet.  Armin Meiwes posted a messages in internet newsgroups on the subject of cannibalism, repeteadly looking for รค young boy 18-25 y/o"explicitly to be butchered. Jurgens Brandes, A computer administrator voluteered himself to be eaten. Some accounts purported that the two first agreed to cut off Brandes's penis and eat it, that is until Meiwes decided to kill Brandes, cut him into pieces that he stored in his freezer to consume later. Meiwes eventually sentenced to eight and half year in jail for manslaughter and in May 2006 was convicted of murder and sentenced to life imprisonment.










 3. Alfred fish
Albert Fish  was also known as the Gray Man, the Werewolf of Wysteria, the Brooklyn Vampire, and The Boogeyman. He is a real monster. He was sadistic, delusional and worst of all he received gratification from his repulsive acts. Besides being an admitted serial killer and cannibal, he was also a rampant pedophile and a deviant. Fish kidnapped, murdered, and consumed a 10 year old girl from Manhattan. Six years later Fish taunted the innocent girl’s family by sending a letter to them graphically detailing his crime and the pleasure he received committing it. The letter was traced back to him and he was arrested and convicted. Justice would be served on January 16, 1936 as Fish was executed at the Sing Sing Correctional Facility in upstate New York.









2. Jeffrey Dahmer
Dahmer was an American serial killer, necrophiliac, and cannibal from Milwaukee, Wisconsin. Dahmer, an extremely disturbed individual, The Milwaukee serial killer that murdered, mutilated and cannibalized 17 young men and boys between 1978 and 1991.He would lure young men to his apartment where he would murder and dismember them after sedating them with alcohol or drugs. By the time of his trial he was charged and convicted of 15 murders and given numerous life sentences. On November 28, 1994 Dahmer was beaten to death at the Colombia Correctional Institution in Milwaukee.




















1.  Andrei Chikatilo
Andrei Romanovich Chikatilo was a Ukranian-born soviet serial killer, nicknamed the Butcher of Rostov, The Red Ripper or The Rostov Ripper who committed the murders of a minimum of 52 women and children between 1978 and 1990. He was convicted of 52 murders in October 1992 (although he did confess to a total of 56 murders and was tried for 53 of these killings) and was subsequently executed for the murders for which he was convicted in February, 1994. While in custody, Chikatilo confessed he befriended, killed, and ate his victims. He admitted that his motives were solely for sexual gratification. Chikatilo was known by such titles as The Rostov Ripper and the Butcher of Rostov because the majority of his murders were committed in theRostov Oblast of the Russian SFSR.

June 24, 2011

The Most expensive Razor

     This is not your ordinary razor that will cost US$100,000 or it is not antique aswell. The Zafiro Iridium limited-edition razor is made of 99.9% pure iridium. They are only limited series of jus 99, each of the Zafiro Razor is engraved with a serial number and monogrammed to your specification at no extra charge. Only need to pay is the $100,000 for the razor.
    The Zafiro Razor is a very special rare razor, the handle of Zafiro razor is made of Iridium, a rare metal "from meteorites. "  When I'm in Highschool my science teacher say Iridium is highly resistant to heat and it will not melt even you drop it in lava, and it is usually used in for space rockets. The screws that hold the Zafiro Iridium together are made of platinum. The two blades are made from white sapphire grown at former Soviet Union lab in Ukraine.  Only 80 atoms thick on therir cutting edge (1/10.00th  the width of the hair), lot sharper than any common blades on the market today. Zafiro claims the sapphire blades will stay sharp for about a year, and offers complimentary cleaning and resharpening for an entire decade.




 Maybe Superman will used this..... made from rare metal from meteorite, sharper blade... I guess the creator of Zafiro is a fan of Smallville or Superman... Wanna buy them?

Let's be Green


Let's be Green!

uhmmm.... not the one associated in environment... Silly!

Just a humor.... If you are easily offended Dont read  or Scroll down this post and leave now!
  




























   



































DON'T SCROLL DOWN! 































 Omg! You still scroll down..































the reason why you keep scrolling down because you are expecting a naughty post. 






How about telling you a story about Heidi Montag?



Once upon a time there's a simple princess named Heidi Montag and became a z-list actress...






















One day, She got bored and went to super market......
and...................




































She Picked up the magical  watermelon!














After Heidi left the supermarket the magical watermelon is gone and she became..... 
Thats all folk.... the Story of Magical watermelon... hahahaha


Me and my green mind created a stupid story...LOL
NOW sroll down.














I will give you a test.....

























 First test! What can you see in the image below?







































Don't worry its still SFW (Safe For Work).




























































Did you see a Cat? a Snake or a dolphin? Or you saw the NSFW (Not Safe For Work) image?


























































There is No CAT on that image......




































or a snake.....
























Just 9 dolphins!

























So Please don't be too Green! Green Minded! LOL






























Its for open minded person Only....LOL
 Just want to make fun! Kindy busy today for some F.Y.I. post.
Have a nice day!

Now for something GREEN again....

June 23, 2011

Dusty: The Cat Burglar

  Meet Dusty, a six-year-old house cat from San Mateo, California, the klepto cat. He literaly gives a meaning of  "THE CAT -BURGLAR" . By day he looks like an ordinary house pet, At night Dusty is wandering his neighborhood to collect everything from towels, swimsuit, small toys to pajamas. The cat is doing that in the past three years  and he has gathered over 600 objects.The neighbors have gotten accustomed to his behavior and if something is missing they know where to look - Dusty's yard.

According to some animal behaviour experts, Dusty’s kleptomania is linked to his predatory instinct to hunt. Something in his head got mixed up and he’s under the impression he has caught something and is bringing it home to share. Although that might be the correct explanation, I kind of agree with Anika Liljenwall, behavior associate at the Peninsula Humane Society, who says: “We always try to find meaning in what animals do,” Liljenwall said. “But maybe he just does this because it’s fun.”




You can read about Dusty in this article from USA Today
and been featured in animal planet...


and his video....

Sitting All Day can Kill You!


A Little infography on danger of sitting all day.
 



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