7:08 AM
Jade
Here's some idiot people who try to make fun with monkey ... watch the video and have fun..
October 30, 2011
October 29, 2011
October 28, 2011
Different Kind of Drinker
What kind of a drinker are you???
* The Manager
The one who invites friend to drink and treat them..Most of the time the one who pays the tab.
* The Playmaker
This type of person observe every move of his/her friend. Sometimes they are the one who reminds us that its your turn to drink or you are too drunk and need to rest...
* The hiker
In a party place they are the one who have known a lot of friend.
Active: Constantly transferring seats to get more drinks
Passive: seat hopping to avoid drinking too much...
* The denial King/Queen
They are pretending that they are not drunk and still drinking to impress others but in reality they will crawl the floor..
* The Drama King/ Queen
When they are drunk they became sentimental and will remember every sad moment of their sober life.
*The Flash
In the blink of an eye they are gone. This type of drinker can do vanishing act. They are the one who goes home without informing friends. Either this person is trying to avoid paying or contributing to the bills, the parents is looking for them, or their lover is furious and they need to go back home fast...
*the chosen one
the errand boy as we call it... The one who buy tube ice, another round of liquor, clean the mess in the party, etc.
*the incredible hulk
When this type of drinker get drunk, he will become incredible hulk. The one who loves to pick a fight. They will get angry easily.. They love to prove they are man enough or strong enough.
*Dead man Drinker
The first person who get drunk easily.
*Sex finder
A drinker that always looking and searching for sex when drunk.. A drinker the feels he/she is the sexiest human on earth.
*The Joker
The drinker with a lot of humorous stories and with him/her in the group everyone will have a good laughing trip.
*The Barber
They are the drinker who loves to tell story even it is non-sense or not funny.. In short term "Talk Shit!"
*Videoke King and Queen
Doesn't care much whatever happenings around his/her surroundings as long as he/she have the microphone and sings a lot.. This type of drinker thought they are great singer when drunk.
*The Original
Always present in every drinking party.
So guys and girls which one of you here??? H ave a great and safe weekend!
October 27, 2011
Hacker Group Anonymous Shut down Child Porns Server
Most internet user who's against on child pornography are rejoicing because Anonymous hacker group shut down the child porn site that's haven for paedophiles. One of the group advocacy now is that they will hunt and bring down all the sites that exposes innocent children in pornography and some are furious for the latest attack of Anonymous Group .
Anonymous became famous in 2008 after taking on the Church of Scientology over a leaked video of Tom Cruise promoting the belief which Anonymous members kept reposting to the Internet.
It has no leaders and anyone can suggest an individual or an organisation to target.
Anonymous grew out of 4chan, a notorious message board for hackers from around the world.
'Hacktivist' group Anonymous has fired the first shot in what it claims will be a war against Internet child pornography.
The renegade hacking collective - which has been criticised by law enforcement agencies in the US and the UK - shut down the largest host of such illegal material on the Web.
Anonymous has posted reactions from chat users said to be paedophiles furious at its actions, which include a British user who claims to have hosted a site which earned him £600 a day.
'What are the ****s that brought down Lolita City?' he said, 'My site is bankrolled by the Russian mob.'
In a statement issued on the internet, Anonymous said that it had warned Freedom Hosting to take the sites down but the company failed to do so.
Anonymous hackers then disabled its servers and would continue to do so until the material was removed.
The group claims at least 40 websites have been shut down, accounting for more than 100GB of content which depicts children being abused.
It also infiltrated the user database and has published the account details of 1,569 paedophiles online.
The attack is a change of tack for Anonymous which has previously attacked companies such as Mastercard, Visa, and Paypal in response to the card companies' refusal to process donations to Wikileaks.
Its latest operation began on October 14 and targeted child porn on the ‘darknet’ - anonymised sites designed to protect users' identities, which are invisible to normal web users.
October 25, 2011
Never Walks at night near cemetery
Ghost rider err I mean Skeleton rider in real life to give a scare out of innocent passerby near the cemetery but to give us the best laugh. This video is epic.. A must see! You will laugh hard...
October 23, 2011
Respect the Animals
A mother tiger lost her cubs due to premature labour. Shortly after, she became depressed and her health declined. She was later diagnosed with depression. Since tigers are endangered, every effort was made to secure her health. Zoologists wrapped piglets up in tiger-print cloth, and presented them to the mother tiger. She now loves these piglets and treats them like her own. And needless to mention, her health is back on track. ♥
Yes, they ALL have feelings any living creature....just like we do. And yes, their feelings ought to be respected. They shouldn’t have to suffer because of our ignorance and ego.
October 22, 2011
Going to help?
If you are in China and saw the toddler been hit and run, Are you going to help or ignore just like the 18 people who saw the accident. Knowing that most Chinese people sees a golden opportunity to blame and ordered to pay a hefty fines for the person who helped. Are you willing to be a good samaritan or not? What will you do if no CCTV camera to witness that you are just helping and you've been accused and ended up in jail?
As for me I'm going to help no matter what it cost me, I believe in God. If I've been judge wrongfully by human our heavenly creator will measure the good deed I done for the one who needs my help..
October 20, 2011
Hot issue: China at worst event YUE YUE INCIDENT
Warning : graphic contents
China is hot topic as of today because of what happen to 2 year old girl name Yue Yue and 18 people passed by and ignore her.. the world at rage now on China being "THE HARMONIOUS COUNTRY".. is it?
Translation: October 13th afternoon around 5:30, a car accident occurred at the Guangfo Hardware Market in Huangqi of Foshan. A van hit a 2-year-old little girl and then fled. No passersby reached out to help and then another car ran over her. Over the span of 7 minutes, a total of 17 people passing by failed to extend a hand or call the police, up until the 19th person, a garbage scavenger ayi [older woman], who lifted her up after discovering her but the little girl in her arms was like a noodle, immediately collapsing back onto the ground. The trash scavenger ayi called for help, and the little girl's mother, who was in the vicinity, immediately rushed over and rushed her to the hospital.The news report video above has been viewed nearly 700k times on popular Chinese video-sharing website Youku since it was uploaded 17 hours ago and currently has over 6200 comments spanning 210 pages. This story is also spreading on China's popular microblogging service Sina Weibo in addition to receiving a lot of views and comments on China's major internet news portals and communities.
In addition to showing the little girl, Yue Yuem being run over twice and many of the bystanders who didn't stop to help her, it also shows that Yue Yue is currently in the hospital in critical condition. Police have already found the second driver but have yet to find the first driver as they were unable to read the first van's license plate and are calling upon witnesses for help. Yue Yue's parents are also shown.
Definitely somethings wrong with the Chinese people.. pointing fingers is now on from the citizen of people...
The reluctance to help in China started from a judge in a famous case in Nanjing, China. It refers to the infamous 2006 case of a man named Peng Yu who helped a woman to the hospital after she had fallen only to have the old woman accuse him of knocking her down. The Nanjing judge in that case ultimately ruled that common sense dictated that only the person who hit her would take her to the hospital, setting a precedent that continues only further discourages and reinforces many Chinese people's wariness to help others in similar situations.
Another case from China a good samaritan had been sentenced to jail and paid the family of the victim of hit and run. This samaritan regreted helping the victim and lost his properties and career..
There is also a tourist who help some Chinese and became the milking cow of the victim...
That is the reason why most Chinese are ignoring the person who need helps. Instead of thanking the people who help you will be the one to get accused and paid for others sin... WTF..
China is hot topic as of today because of what happen to 2 year old girl name Yue Yue and 18 people passed by and ignore her.. the world at rage now on China being "THE HARMONIOUS COUNTRY".. is it?
Translation: October 13th afternoon around 5:30, a car accident occurred at the Guangfo Hardware Market in Huangqi of Foshan. A van hit a 2-year-old little girl and then fled. No passersby reached out to help and then another car ran over her. Over the span of 7 minutes, a total of 17 people passing by failed to extend a hand or call the police, up until the 19th person, a garbage scavenger ayi [older woman], who lifted her up after discovering her but the little girl in her arms was like a noodle, immediately collapsing back onto the ground. The trash scavenger ayi called for help, and the little girl's mother, who was in the vicinity, immediately rushed over and rushed her to the hospital.The news report video above has been viewed nearly 700k times on popular Chinese video-sharing website Youku since it was uploaded 17 hours ago and currently has over 6200 comments spanning 210 pages. This story is also spreading on China's popular microblogging service Sina Weibo in addition to receiving a lot of views and comments on China's major internet news portals and communities.
In addition to showing the little girl, Yue Yuem being run over twice and many of the bystanders who didn't stop to help her, it also shows that Yue Yue is currently in the hospital in critical condition. Police have already found the second driver but have yet to find the first driver as they were unable to read the first van's license plate and are calling upon witnesses for help. Yue Yue's parents are also shown.
Definitely somethings wrong with the Chinese people.. pointing fingers is now on from the citizen of people...
The reluctance to help in China started from a judge in a famous case in Nanjing, China. It refers to the infamous 2006 case of a man named Peng Yu who helped a woman to the hospital after she had fallen only to have the old woman accuse him of knocking her down. The Nanjing judge in that case ultimately ruled that common sense dictated that only the person who hit her would take her to the hospital, setting a precedent that continues only further discourages and reinforces many Chinese people's wariness to help others in similar situations.
Another case from China a good samaritan had been sentenced to jail and paid the family of the victim of hit and run. This samaritan regreted helping the victim and lost his properties and career..
There is also a tourist who help some Chinese and became the milking cow of the victim...
That is the reason why most Chinese are ignoring the person who need helps. Instead of thanking the people who help you will be the one to get accused and paid for others sin... WTF..
60 second = 1 minute
This is confusing...
On a microwave , if you push 60 seconds, it will cook for 60 seconds or 1 minute...
and if you press 1.00 minute in the oven, it will cook for one minute or 60 seconds.. right?
My question if you press 1.00 minute + 1 minute in microwave = 2 minutes of cooking time.
but if you press 60 second twice you will get 60 seconds + 60 seconds =it will only cook one minute and twenty seconds (1.20 seconds). Eventhough 60 seconds is equal to one minute...
how come 1 minute + 1 minute is equal to 2 minutes while the 60 seconds + 60 seconds is only one minute and twenty seconds?
Posted in: humor
October 19, 2011
Cyclops Shark
The one-eyed shark has achieved cult status since Pisces Fleet Sportfishing published pictures of it in July, giving rise to rumours of Photoshopping or other hoaxes.
If youre answer is fake .. a big wrong!
Shark researchers who have examined the creature say it is genuine, although it is unlikely it would have survived after birth, MSNBC reported.
Shark expert Felipe Galvan Magana, of Mexico’s Centro Interdisciplinario de Ciencias del Mar, said: ‘This is extremely rare. As far as I know, less than 50 examples of an abnormality like this have been recorded.’
The shark’s condition is known as cyclopia, and is a rare congenital disorder characterised by the failure of the front portion of the brain to properly divide the orbits of the eye into two cavities.
Cyclopia occurs within the spectrum of brain and face defects known as holoprosencephaly, which in severe cases can result in miscarriage or stillbirth.
October 14, 2011
A Healthy love life
Some reader will get annoyed because from the previous post on my blog is about LOVE, LOVE, LOVE! Well I guess I'm still love sick. Please give me this moment and this will be my last post for this month about love.. I promise.. :P Beside my post is not just about love ...Nothing wrong with love, right?
Every People express they'd would like to have a healthy love life, the big question is , "Are you willing to work for it?"
First thing to do is to get physical.
Stop Being green minded, it's not the physical contact and what I mean is other "literal word".
When most people would choose a twinkie over an apple, you'll have to be the one who has the wisdom and willpower to choose the apple. In a world increasingly addicted to internet and TV, you and your beloved will have to come up with the strong willpower to go out on a nature walk or bicycle ride.
Why?
Because you can't have a healthy love life unless you treat your body with the kind of love and respect that we're discussing. We're not talking about a six-week diet, we're considering a life-long program of better nutrition. We are not advocating a three-month exercise program here to take off two inches from the waist; we're pushing for regular exercise every day of our lives!
A good way to kick-start is with some cardiovascular exercises. The Harvard School of Public Health reports that men who were physically inactive were 40 percent more likely to experience erectile dysfunction than men who exercised a half hour a day.
A foundation of correct nutrition and regular exercise is necessary before we can begin to think about a healthy love life.
Eat to live and love.
Most of us do not realize how foods affect our moods, feelings, energy level, and behavior.
When we get down in the dumps, we don't automatically say, "Gosh, I must not have been eating right."
On the other hand, when we're feeling on top of the world we don't stop to think, "I'd like to feel this good more often." We don't relate how we feel to what we've been eating, but foods, vitamins, and minerals can make all the difference in the world between a so-so love life and the kind of love life that makes you smile every time you think about it.
Many people who think they have sex problems are actually victims of poor nutrition. They don't have sex problems. They have food problems. And food problems can be solved.
Couples can de-stress together at the end of the day in more romantic ways, such as enjoying a lathery bubble bath for two, complete with scented candles, and a mug of warm milk and honey. Or just watch a movie together. The goals are to spend quality time together and put you on the path to total relaxation. It all takes effort to improve your love life--there is no substitute for balanced foods, no shortcut to good health but if you work at it, you can achieve a healthy love life.
Every People express they'd would like to have a healthy love life, the big question is , "Are you willing to work for it?"
First thing to do is to get physical.
Stop Being green minded, it's not the physical contact and what I mean is other "literal word".
When most people would choose a twinkie over an apple, you'll have to be the one who has the wisdom and willpower to choose the apple. In a world increasingly addicted to internet and TV, you and your beloved will have to come up with the strong willpower to go out on a nature walk or bicycle ride.
Why?
Because you can't have a healthy love life unless you treat your body with the kind of love and respect that we're discussing. We're not talking about a six-week diet, we're considering a life-long program of better nutrition. We are not advocating a three-month exercise program here to take off two inches from the waist; we're pushing for regular exercise every day of our lives!
A good way to kick-start is with some cardiovascular exercises. The Harvard School of Public Health reports that men who were physically inactive were 40 percent more likely to experience erectile dysfunction than men who exercised a half hour a day.
A foundation of correct nutrition and regular exercise is necessary before we can begin to think about a healthy love life.
Eat to live and love.
Most of us do not realize how foods affect our moods, feelings, energy level, and behavior.
When we get down in the dumps, we don't automatically say, "Gosh, I must not have been eating right."
On the other hand, when we're feeling on top of the world we don't stop to think, "I'd like to feel this good more often." We don't relate how we feel to what we've been eating, but foods, vitamins, and minerals can make all the difference in the world between a so-so love life and the kind of love life that makes you smile every time you think about it.
Many people who think they have sex problems are actually victims of poor nutrition. They don't have sex problems. They have food problems. And food problems can be solved.
- Cut out or cut down on the use of alcohol, cigarettes, and coffee.
- Avoid sugary foods and drinks and fried, fatty foods. Sugar interferes with the sex life and reduces its pleasure.
- Cut back on milk and wheat products.
- Substitute herbal teas for coffee and regular teas, juices for commercial soft drinks.
- De-stress and relax. The physical effects of long-term stress include colds, ulcers, asthma, heart attack, stroke, and chronic fatigue--all ailments that can erode your health and your love life.
Couples can de-stress together at the end of the day in more romantic ways, such as enjoying a lathery bubble bath for two, complete with scented candles, and a mug of warm milk and honey. Or just watch a movie together. The goals are to spend quality time together and put you on the path to total relaxation. It all takes effort to improve your love life--there is no substitute for balanced foods, no shortcut to good health but if you work at it, you can achieve a healthy love life.
October 13, 2011
Cigarettes and Tampons
Hey guys..sorry for not posting and updating the site.. After getting back to reality I keep myself busy and face whatever problems I ignored from work. For those who inspired me by sending email... thanks never expected it... I'm normal again.. now for today.. a humor for you by dear readers...
Cigarettes and Tampons
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, " Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife.?"
He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday , I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause 'it's soooooooooo much cheaper.'
So I figure if i have to roll my own....... so does she!"
Posted in: humor
October 8, 2011
Return to my own insanity
After a long time of being a miserable one and trying to convince myself to move on with my life. Get back to the real world and enjoy. I ask 3 sign before moving on. Well I got my sign from heaven....
1. I saw a poor old lady banging her head to the wall and I ask her what's the problem and she said that she accidentally lost her money to buy medicine for her child, I'm a little skeptic about the situation and thought that she is just one of the con-artist around but as she tells her story I felt sincerity and bring her to social worker office. I assisted the old lady and handled the prescription to my friend and then asked my friend if we have that kind of medicine and lucky the city health have those kind of medicine. The old lady hug me and thanks me more than I could count...
2. I was siting on my chair while staring blankly at the mirror when my niece get a stool chair and start combing my hair and smile at me. My niece told me " kuya gawin kitang pogi ah kasi pangit ka na." / " Uncle I will make you handsome because you are ugly already." .. My nephew comb my hair and put a baby powder on my face and gave her joy as she groom me and ask if I can shave my beard to look more handsome, I replied sure and gave her the shaving cream and makes fun of me. She laugh at me when she put a lot of cream on my face and ask for a gift because I look like a Santa Claus.
3. My stupid friend unintentionally serve us a herbal tea ala viagra and we all have an erection for 5 hours. Me and my friends thought the it was just a regular erection but as time goes bye I find it weird because we are drinking beer and we are not talking anything about sex . I tell joke to them " you know what dude, this is my first time having a freaking erection without thinking sex and we are already on our 6 GRANDE beer and my dick is still alive!" then they all said the are experiencing it too.. Chen asked Rody what did he do to us. Rodi's replied " I just serve the herbal tea as you said" then Chen asked where he get it. Rodi pointed out the cabinet and saw the tea and told us that tea is like a viagra... we all laugh and then shout at Rodi " Ang tanga mo naman sa susunod magbasa ha!' / " You stupid, next time try to read." then Rodi got irritated and replied to us "Kayo tanga sige nga basahin nyo yung label, eh abnormal naman to si Chen hindi sinabi kong anong kulay nakitang di ako marunong magbasa ng tsekwa eh" / "You guys are the stupid, try to read the label (the label is written in chinesse character) , Chen is abnormal he didn't told me what color, you know I can't read Chinese!" we all just laugh...
1. I saw a poor old lady banging her head to the wall and I ask her what's the problem and she said that she accidentally lost her money to buy medicine for her child, I'm a little skeptic about the situation and thought that she is just one of the con-artist around but as she tells her story I felt sincerity and bring her to social worker office. I assisted the old lady and handled the prescription to my friend and then asked my friend if we have that kind of medicine and lucky the city health have those kind of medicine. The old lady hug me and thanks me more than I could count...
2. I was siting on my chair while staring blankly at the mirror when my niece get a stool chair and start combing my hair and smile at me. My niece told me " kuya gawin kitang pogi ah kasi pangit ka na." / " Uncle I will make you handsome because you are ugly already." .. My nephew comb my hair and put a baby powder on my face and gave her joy as she groom me and ask if I can shave my beard to look more handsome, I replied sure and gave her the shaving cream and makes fun of me. She laugh at me when she put a lot of cream on my face and ask for a gift because I look like a Santa Claus.
3. My stupid friend unintentionally serve us a herbal tea ala viagra and we all have an erection for 5 hours. Me and my friends thought the it was just a regular erection but as time goes bye I find it weird because we are drinking beer and we are not talking anything about sex . I tell joke to them " you know what dude, this is my first time having a freaking erection without thinking sex and we are already on our 6 GRANDE beer and my dick is still alive!" then they all said the are experiencing it too.. Chen asked Rody what did he do to us. Rodi's replied " I just serve the herbal tea as you said" then Chen asked where he get it. Rodi pointed out the cabinet and saw the tea and told us that tea is like a viagra... we all laugh and then shout at Rodi " Ang tanga mo naman sa susunod magbasa ha!' / " You stupid, next time try to read." then Rodi got irritated and replied to us "Kayo tanga sige nga basahin nyo yung label, eh abnormal naman to si Chen hindi sinabi kong anong kulay nakitang di ako marunong magbasa ng tsekwa eh" / "You guys are the stupid, try to read the label (the label is written in chinesse character) , Chen is abnormal he didn't told me what color, you know I can't read Chinese!" we all just laugh...
Posted in: bloopers
October 5, 2011
Life Struggle
Just want to share this:
One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.
He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down.
A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up.
As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted off!
MORAL :
Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles is a steppingstone. We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up.
Remember the five simple rules to be happy:
1. Free your heart from hatred - Forgive.
2. Free your mind from worries - Most never happens.
3. Live simply and appreciate what you have.
4. Give more.
5. Expect less from people but more from God.
You have two choices... smile and close this page,
or pass this along to someone else to share the lesson .
God bless us all!
One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.
He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down.
A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up.
As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted off!
MORAL :
Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles is a steppingstone. We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up.
Remember the five simple rules to be happy:
1. Free your heart from hatred - Forgive.
2. Free your mind from worries - Most never happens.
3. Live simply and appreciate what you have.
4. Give more.
5. Expect less from people but more from God.
You have two choices... smile and close this page,
or pass this along to someone else to share the lesson .
God bless us all!
Posted in: moral story