Humor: Be Strong Honey!

     
         A  blackman escapes from prison where he has been for 18 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of herm kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife.
"Listen , this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in hail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells. Satisfy him no matter what. This guy is  probably dangerous. If he gets angry, He'll kill us.  Be Strong, Honey. You know how much I love you.. I love you!" 

To which his wife responds. 

"He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay , and thought you are very handsome and a body to die for. He asked me if we had any lube. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey, I love you too!

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Collection of Photos that will make you smile

Let's relax a bit.. I gather the photos that makes me smile and want to share it to you. Enjoy the beautiful day.

A ticklish monkey... :)

This one makes me smile... nice joke.... hehehe

Bad Kitty!

Welcome to the new technology birdies... LOL

Am I seeing a goat not a backpack?

Cute!

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Humor: The Bank teller

     An Old lady customer at the bank who after cashing a cheque worth of $15,000 , turning to leave, She's almost at the exit door and discover the mistake of the cashier.
 The Old lady returns to the teller and says: "Excuse me, I think you made a mistake."
"I'm sorry but there's nothing I can do. You should have counted it. Once you walk away we are no longer responsible." the bank teller respond.

"Are you sure about that policy?" the old lady replies.
  "Yes Maam"tellers respond.
"Can you call your manager and the security for the mistake?" ask by the old lady.
"There's no need to call our security I will call the manager." replied by the bank teller in irritated voice.

The bank teller went quickly to the manager and tells the story.
The manager went to the old lady and says "Yes, maam its our Policy..." and the manager went back to his office. 
"I told you maam, It's our policy. Next time before you leave at the counter count your money because some pretend that we made mistake in able to get more and that trick is old school, we are avoiding that." exclaimed by the cashier.  
"Are you sure about that because...." the old lady didn't finish what she's about to say because the teller said "Policy is Policy maam" exclaimed in irritated voice..
Whereupon the old lady smile and replies: "Well, okay. Thanks for the extra $200!"

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Cigarette Prank

This is perfect video to make you smile and laugh for today . Very funny. The music is great for prank. except that the musician is the victim of prank.... I dont want to spoil the fun.. Enjoy!

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Smuggler's Joke

      A Mexican comes up to the U.S.A. border on his bike with two large bags over his shoulder.
The American Border Patrol stops him and asked the Mexican, "What's in the bags?"
"Sand." replied the Mexican
The border patrol doubted the Mexican and says "We'll just see about that. Get off the bike!"
The American  border patrol takes the bags and rips them apart, He empties them out and finds nothing in them but only sand. He dismantle the bike for further inspection thinking that there is illegal substance hiding in the bike. Until he completely destroys the bike but saw nothing. The American border Patrol never gives up and he detain the Mexican and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but 100% pure sand in the bags. he examine the Mexican through x-ray and with the sniffing dog, if the mexican is hiding something to smuggle but nothing found. The American realeses the Mexican , Put the sand into new bags, hefts them onto the Mexican shoulders, gave a new bike, and lets him cross the border .
    One week later, The same thing happens. The American patrol ask the Mexican  "What have you got?" then the mexican replied "Just Sand." The American raise his eyebrow and does his thorough examination in the bags and the bike. Still he found nothing in the bike and found out that its still sand. and the Mexican is clear again after his body inspection.

   The next day , the same thing happen again. Still the American did what his job required him to do. After thorough examination and proving the Mexican got only the sand. He put the sand in a new bag and let the Mexican crosses the border with his bike. This sequence of events is repeated every day for 5 years.

   The Mexican doesn't show up one day and the American guard meets him at Ciudad Juarez. Agreed to have a good drink.   "Hey, Buddy." says the Guard, Ï have this gut feeling that you are smuggling something. It's driving me crazy. It's all I think about, since the day I first met you. Just between you and me, What are you smuggling ?" The Mexican sips his beer and says " A brand new bags and a Bikes"

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Life is a Joke!

Joke of the Day:

The Wise Monkey

      A man walks into the bar with his pet monkey . As he downs his brew, the monkey jumps all over theplace , grabs some olives off the bar and eats them. Then the monkey jumps up the pool table, grab a cue ball, and sticks it in his mouth, and swallow it  whole.
The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?'' 
The guy says, "No, What?"
"He just ate the cue ball off my pool table. Whole!" exclaims the bartender, 
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the owner of the monkey. "He eats everything in sight, that little bastard!
Don't worry, I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff ."He finishes his drink, pay his bill , and leaves.



Two weeks later the man is at the bar again with his pet monkey. 
He orders a drink while the monkey find finds a cherry on the bar. He grabs it, stickit up his butt, pull it out, and eats it.
  "Did you see what the monkey did just now?" The disgusted bartender asked the man. 
"Now what?" the man replies the man. 
"Well, he stuck a cherry up in his butt , then pulled it out and ate it!" says the bartender.
"Yeah , that doesn't surprise me at all,"replies the man. 
"He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he ate that damn cue ball he measures everything first!"

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