Joke of the Day:
The Wise Monkey
A man walks into the bar with his pet monkey . As he downs his brew, the monkey jumps all over theplace , grabs some olives off the bar and eats them. Then the monkey jumps up the pool table, grab a cue ball, and sticks it in his mouth, and swallow it whole.
The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?''
The guy says, "No, What?"
"He just ate the cue ball off my pool table. Whole!" exclaims the bartender,
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the owner of the monkey. "He eats everything in sight, that little bastard!
Don't worry, I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff ."He finishes his drink, pay his bill , and leaves.
Two weeks later the man is at the bar again with his pet monkey.
He orders a drink while the monkey find finds a cherry on the bar. He grabs it, stickit up his butt, pull it out, and eats it.
"Did you see what the monkey did just now?" The disgusted bartender asked the man.
"Now what?" the man replies the man.
"Well, he stuck a cherry up in his butt , then pulled it out and ate it!" says the bartender.
"Yeah , that doesn't surprise me at all,"replies the man.
"He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he ate that damn cue ball he measures everything first!"