Humor: Dinner Talk

A family is at the diner table. Out of the blue, the son ask his father,
" Dad, How many kinds of boobies are there?"
 The father, surprised answers,
"Well , Son, there's three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a womans breast are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions."
"Onions?" Asked the son.
"When you see them and they will make you cry!" replied by the father.

This infuriated his wife and his daughter.... So the daughter asked to her Mom
"Mom, How many kinds of penises are there?"
The mother smiles and answers,
"Well dear, A man goes through three phases. In hi twenties , his penis is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. On his thirties and forties, Its a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."
"A christmas tree?" asked the daughter.
"Yes! Dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only."

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