My Funny list of Breaking Up

      Breaking up is hard to do when you don't want to hurt someones feelings.. Well during my teen years I came up with the most bizarre on getting my freedom from my relationship... I must say my girlfriend in my teen years was broke up with me because of my fault... errr I mean I carefully planed everything... so that I will not feel  bad about it and don't want to see them cry for me or miserable because of me....      Isn't weird? Don't want to hurt someone's feeling... well it's true I'm a good boy. I stick to one girl while in a relationship. I showed a good side of me and always promise that I will not hurt a girl and always tell to them I will not the one who will break up with them...

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Fake FAct

I saw this fake fact which is funny... enjoy......

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Glow in the Dark Dog

          Researchers at Seoul National University have announced the creation of a genetically modified, glow-in-the-dark dog. The female beagle, named Tegon, glows fluorescent under ultraviolet light.  What is particularly interesting about Tegon is that the glowing ability is capable of being turned on and off. The drug doxycycline can activate or deactivate the ability to glow. Led by Lee Byeong-chun, the researchers used the same somatic cell nuclear transfer technique to make Tegon glow that was used in 2005 to make the world’s first cloned dog, Snuppy.  sources: for more info (Reute...

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Cooking Psychology

     My psychiatrist friend call us and asked if we can be his guinea pig in his experiment , he wants to study all of his friend while cooking a perfect sunny side up egg and whoever win will have a prize and he even said that he will analyze all four of us to aware of our weakness and strength.. and we all agree...      The rules are simple (that what we believed) for us to win a vip concert ticket.. 1. 30 minutes for each of us to cook a perfect sunny side-up egg 2. only 24 egg will  be use for every participant 3. no bubbles on the sunny side-up, clean area, good shape, the yellow must be in the center 4 Not overcooked or raw Making the perfect sunny side up egg is all about patience and...

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Time Travel beggar

        A beggar in Shanghai subway has been attracting attention in China claiming to have come from 500 years in the past. The woman that wears a beautiful costume that looks like been inspired in some MMORPG computer games sitting in the subway system of Shanghai with a huge note proclaiming that  she had been a victim of a time slip and actually came from 500 years ago and begs for money from passers-by in order to fund her return in which the year where she lives. She even promise to repay  the donations when she return to the past...  The biggest question is how..      Some observer even saw her smartphone.. hmmmmm .. so there is smartphone 500 years ago.... She...

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5 Scariest Spider

It gives me a creepy feeling while I'm doing this list. I admit that I am arachnaphobic, Just by looking at them and reading all their data makes my hair raised. I'm trying to conquer this fear for a long time but still cant.... Here's the list of 5 creepy spider 5. The Giant Huntsman Spider  It is considered the World's largest spider in terms of leg span. Its leg span can reach over 1 foot . The Giant Huntsman spider was discovered in northern part of Laos in 2001. Expert believe that it is a cave dwelling spider because of its pale color. sources: wikipedia 4. Goliath Bird-eater spider The scariest spider for me.. Its is the 2nd world's biggest spider but when it comes to mass it is definitely the first. It was named the...

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Woman's Body Language

Body language is a discipline about non-verbal behavior, one of the most powerful, private and quite language because it helps you understand emotions and feelings of people around you.  Body language is one of the most important languages to learn because after you know how to interpret the behavior of others you will know what they really think.  Reading and interpreting body language is an art and science. She makes every action with a purpose and it expresses something. Therefore, it is very important to discover reading body language, signals, smiles, gestures.  Maybe you have a friend, a girl one, and you want to know if she is interested in you, or it is a girl that you like and you do not know how to approach her,...

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Humour: Chihuahua

A woman walks into a bar with her 5-pound Chihuahua and sits down next to this guy, whom she notices is looking a little bit queasy. A few minutes go bye..... the guy looks at her and suddenly throws up. He looks down and sees the little dog struggling in a pool of vomit and says, "Whoa, I don't remember eating tha...

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17 years old Teen killed his mother and engage necrophilia

     A 17-year-old boy has been arrested after allegedly strangling his mother to death and having sex with her corpse whilst an acquaintance looked on.      The boy, a resident of the state of Tennessee in the US, is charged with first-degree murder, felony murder and corpse abuse over the slaying of his mother, amidst legal wrangling over whether he should be charged as a juvenile (which would mean release at 19) or an adult (which could result in a life sentence). For reasons not divulged, he strangled his 36-year-old mother to death, and then proceeded to have sex with her corpse, afterward dumping the body in trash can and leaving it there for several days until it was apparently discovered...

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Bullet train Accident in China

         A major accident on China’s much trumpeted new high speed rail system has prompted the inevitable “China quality” denunciations online.   The train derailed crossing a bridge, with two carriages falling off the bridge into the river below. Rail authorities claim a “lightning strike” was responsible, causing a train to lose power on the bridge, only to be smashed into by another train approaching from behind. Each of the carriage of bullet train had the capacity of 100, Initial reports indicate at least 11 fatalities and 89 were injured.         China has been accused of flagrantly pirating Japan’s Shinkansen, even had plans to sell their own ...

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Humour: The bartender and the Hot chick

This bartender is in a bar, when this really hot chick walks up and says in a sexy seductive voice, "May I please speak to your manager?" He says, "Not right now, is there anything I can help you with?" She replies, "I don't know if you’re the man to talk to...its kind of personal..." Thinking he might get lucky, he goes, "I'm pretty sure I can handle your problem, miss." She then looks at him with a smile, and puts two of her fingers in his mouth...and he begins sucking them, thinking "I'm in!!!" She goes, "Can you tell the manager something for me?" The bartender nods...yes. "Tell him there's no toilet paper in the ladies restroo...

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Humour: The Alligator trick

A little tired today for rescuing street children, and some case of babies being sold by the teen mother and gave me a lot of stress.. Need to relax a bit and.. just want to post a quick humour and hope you guys enjoy.. A man limps into a bar with a cane and alligator. The bartender stops him and says "Hold on a second here - you can't bring that animal in here, they aren't allowed!" So the man says, "But my gator here does a really cool trick..." The bartender says "Well then, let’s see!" So the man whips out his dick and shoves it in the gator’s mouth. He then takes his cane and starts bashing the gator in the head with it. A crowd gathers around and everyone is astonished when he pulls out his dick without a single scratch. He looks around...

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Humour: Guess what's the Dinner

Bit busy today and just want to post something that make my reader smile....another humor for today: enjoy and have a nice day! A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so they begged their dad for the clue. Well, he said, “It's what mommy calls me sometimes.” The little girl screams to her brother “Don't eat it, it's an asshol...

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Humour: Encounter with Attorney

ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ATTORNEY: She had three children, right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS: By death. ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard. ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? WITNESS: Oral. ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment...

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20 list of DONT's to avoid Bad Dates

I'm not talking about the days and dates in calendar, errr I mean DATE, to know your future lover. A tip for a man to have a good impression that will last to your gorgeous date. This are the list of  things and action you should avoid in able to have a good impressions on your date. Top 20 list of DONT's to  Avoid bad dates!  Picky Eater :   Don't be a picky eater to the point that you are counting every calories on every foods in menu list . shiny black pointed shoes:  Please never wear this or you will be a laughing stock behind your back. It's not an excuse if you are a dance instructor. don't wear dangerous weapon.. :p Doesn't dance: Oh really since when did the men doesn't dance? Constantly checking phone:...

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Humour: The Mother and the blind boy

A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!" Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!" and mom answered, "I know - April Fool...

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Adsense Trouble

    I've been trying to apply for adsense for my Jaidens Crazy World  blog for 7 days now and been rejected for the same reason : Page type.... I've read all the their policy and the terms and condition,. All of the content of my new blog is original .. and I made some research what I've read  if you are living  in  Asian country, your blog must be 6 months old and keep posting original and useful site.. but when I check my code of my template because my page said its a type of web squatting and found some hidden code about some site and promoting ads, I erased that code and decided to erase that code and use some templates offered by blogger just to make sure.. after 24 hours now I have a mail that saying...

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Humor : Jonah's Tale

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah (in bible) was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask hi...

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Humor: Parrot Saint and Sinner

A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing." "What do they say?" the priest asks. They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?!" "That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, then he thought for a moment. "You know, I have two male talking parrots that I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Job. My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying that phrase in no time. "Thank you," the woman said, "this may be the solution." The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house....

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Humor: Call Center Agent Adventures

Actual Call Center Calls Customer: "I've been calling 700-1000 for two days and can't get through; can you help?" Operator: "Where did you get that number, sir?" Customer: "It's on the door of your business." Operator: "Sir, those are the hours that we’re open." Caller: "Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?" Operator: "I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand who you are talking about." Caller: "On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack?" Operator: "I think it means the telephone plug on the wall." Directory Enquiries Caller: "I'd like the number of the Argo Fish Bar, please" Operator:...

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Humor: Before The Problem starts

 I'm still on vacation and can't think any serious topic for today.. Here is another joke to make you smile.. A man walks into a bar, sits down and orders a Bud. He says "Give me a beer before problems start!" The bartender doesn't understand but gives the man a beer. After 15 minutes the man orders a beer again saying "Give me a beer before problems start!" The bartender looks a little bit confused but pours the man a beer. This goes on the whole night and after the 15th beer the bartender is totally confused and asks the man "What do you mean with before problems start? And when are you going to pay for all the beers you drunk." The man answers "You see, now the problems star...

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Humor :Joke on Phone Conversation

The Bad news and Very Bad News! Doctor: “I have some bad news and some very bad news.” Patient: “Well, you might as well give me the bad news first.” Doctor: “The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.” Patient: “24 hours! That’s terrible!! What could be worse?! What’s the very bad news?” Doctor: “I’ve been trying to reach you since yesterday.”    Idiot on the Phone   A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!” “Is this her first child?” the doctor queries. “No, you idiot!” the man shouts. “This is her husband!”   On the Poop I walked into a public toilet where I found two cubicles, of...

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random Funny Pic

Just some funny images... At work The effect of global warmi...

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High Tech Dad

A little boy goes to his father and asks: “Daddy, how was I born?”The father answers: “Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.Then I setup a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:You got a Ma...

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8 Sexual Deviant that Lives among Us

I read some news about a very old man molesting a 12 years old kid been arrested, and I got furious to this kind of act. So that gave me an idea to post something like this...to raise awareness that there are more sexual deviant that lives among us. Frotteurism This are the person who can achieve climax by just bumping into suspecting person. Others have to masturbate after they rub their private part in any of the body of their victims. They love the crowded place so that their act will not be obvious. Voyeurism      The classic peeping tom. It can be much more than just getting an instant high from stolen lustful glances. When sexual pleasure is already obtained from looking at people in the buff or those engaging...

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Humor: Dinner Talk

A family is at the diner table. Out of the blue, the son ask his father, " Dad, How many kinds of boobies are there?"  The father, surprised answers, "Well , Son, there's three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a womans breast are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions." "Onions?" Asked the son. "When you see them and they will make you cry!" replied by the father. This infuriated his wife and his daughter.... So the daughter asked to her Mom "Mom, How many kinds of penises are there?" The mother smiles and answers, "Well dear, A man goes through three phases. In hi twenties , his penis is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. On his thirties and forties, Its a birch, flexible but reliable....

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Tale of a Chicken

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10 Reason Why Girls get annoyed to a Man

If you ask me how did I know since I am a man. It's a result of a survey, I observed and learn from the experience. I'm following this in able not to pissed a girl of my dreams.. lol 10. Annoying Pick up line:  Get real to yourself and avoid stupid pick-up line, such as "Haven't we met?" its freaking obvious if you know the girl you will not ask that pick up line and you will just say her name  or the pick up line "You are gorgeous today" , that's wrong, you are just saying she's just gorgeous for today and not on the coming days or the past day and you are implying that she is just gorgeous because of he make-up because you are staring at her face all the time or at her cleavage. 9. Absent Minded: Being absent minded shows...

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Humor: Police Intimidation Level

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